1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:06,439 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:06,660 --> 00:00:10,219 This estate's been a good home to us, me, Frank Gallagher, and my kids, 3 00:00:10,720 --> 00:00:16,319 who I'm proud of, cos every one of them reminds me a little of... me. 4 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,919 They can all think for themselves, which they've me to thank for. 5 00:00:21,020 --> 00:00:25,019 Lip, bit of a gobshite, which is why nobody calls him Philip any more. 6 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:27,939 Ian, a lot like his mam, which was handy for the others 7 00:00:27,940 --> 00:00:30,459 when she disappeared into thin air. 8 00:00:30,460 --> 00:00:33,619 And Carl, we daren't let him grow his hair for two reasons - 9 00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:37,299 it makes it stand on end and makes him look Toyah, and nits love it. 10 00:00:38,300 --> 00:00:39,819 Debbie! Sent by God. 11 00:00:39,820 --> 00:00:43,619 Total angel. You've to check your change, but she'll go miles 12 00:00:43,620 --> 00:00:45,499 out of her way to do you a favour. 13 00:00:45,500 --> 00:00:48,499 Plus lickle Ian - he's gonna be a star some day. 14 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:52,499 Monica - the wife. She's back - with her bird in tow. 15 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:56,059 And we can't get shot off her. 16 00:00:56,060 --> 00:00:58,099 And the neighbours - 17 00:00:58,100 --> 00:01:01,979 the neighbours! Well, what can you say? 18 00:01:01,980 --> 00:01:04,139 Nothing, if you don't want your arms breaking. 19 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:05,819 Still, nobody's perfect. 20 00:01:05,820 --> 00:01:09,619 But all of them, to a man, know first and foremost one 21 00:01:09,620 --> 00:01:13,619 of the most vital necessities in life is - they know how to throw a party! 22 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:17,259 Scatter! 23 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:23,659 'Normally, poems are shite. 24 00:01:23,660 --> 00:01:26,299 'Shakespeare and Woolworth, and all them. 25 00:01:26,300 --> 00:01:29,459 'But we've got this one at school that says, "they fuck you up, 26 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:31,259 '"your mum and your dad." 27 00:01:31,260 --> 00:01:35,259 'It's the first poem I ever agreed with.' 28 00:01:35,260 --> 00:01:37,659 'Your parents are supposed to help you. 29 00:01:37,660 --> 00:01:39,739 'But they don't. They say it's cos of 30 00:01:39,740 --> 00:01:43,739 'pressures of modern living, but that's bollocks.' 31 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:48,059 Come along, lad, don't dilly-dally. The Good Lord has provided. 32 00:01:48,060 --> 00:01:52,059 Gosh, I'll have some of that, Father! 33 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:53,859 Me, too, it looks ripping! 34 00:01:53,860 --> 00:01:56,939 No, you don't, you two chaps, not till Carl has had his fill. 35 00:01:56,940 --> 00:01:58,939 He's our pride and joy. 36 00:01:58,940 --> 00:02:02,339 'If this is how it's supposed to be, it wouldn't be half-bad.' 37 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:04,859 You wanna be careful what you wish for, Carl. 38 00:02:04,860 --> 00:02:08,019 Where have you been all my life, doll face? 39 00:02:08,020 --> 00:02:11,819 Fuck me, if it isn't the wife's lesbian lover! 40 00:02:11,820 --> 00:02:14,419 'But look at the state of us. How is this a family? 41 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:17,699 'They do fuck you up, your mum and your dad, and I hate it!' 42 00:02:17,700 --> 00:02:20,499 You're like a walking lobotomy sometimes, Carl. 43 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:24,379 Pot, kettle, black - don't knock it till you've tried it, goofy. 44 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:25,939 What's he doing up? 45 00:02:25,940 --> 00:02:29,259 He hasn't been to bed. Even he'd struggle getting drunk this early. 46 00:02:29,260 --> 00:02:31,939 Who are you, one of Tony Blair's thought police, 47 00:02:31,940 --> 00:02:34,539 monitoring the behaviour of your parents 48 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:36,819 so you can report them to Esther fuckin' Rantzen? 49 00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:38,859 Couldn't drop us a tenner, could you? 50 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:40,739 You must be joking, I'm brassy. 51 00:02:40,740 --> 00:02:43,379 We're out of milk, and she's down to her last nappy. 52 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:46,539 Welcome to my world. It's all take, take, take, isn't it? 53 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:48,419 Morning! 54 00:02:48,420 --> 00:02:51,459 Debs... No. 55 00:02:51,460 --> 00:02:52,139 Come on, Liam. 56 00:02:52,140 --> 00:02:55,459 That's right. Run off to school, dessert the sinking ship. 57 00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:57,779 Let lickle Katie piss all over herself. 58 00:02:57,780 --> 00:03:00,659 Dob your parents in for reading the wrong books. 59 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:03,419 You flogged every book we ever had. 60 00:03:03,420 --> 00:03:06,539 I should have kept the one on contraception, shouldn't I? 61 00:03:06,540 --> 00:03:07,619 See you later. 62 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,219 You haven't had any breakfast. 63 00:03:09,220 --> 00:03:11,179 Good, sell the toast. 64 00:03:11,180 --> 00:03:15,179 Buy little Katie a nappy. 65 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:19,699 All right, chicken? 66 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:24,699 Haven't you forgotten something? 67 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:37,019 My giro! She's took my fuckin' giro! 68 00:03:37,940 --> 00:03:41,139 Debs! Debbie! 69 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:42,579 No joy. 70 00:03:42,580 --> 00:03:44,139 Go next door and try. 71 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,619 We're not going to your mum and dad's. 72 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:48,379 They are my family. Katie needs... 73 00:03:48,380 --> 00:03:49,419 I know! 74 00:03:49,420 --> 00:03:52,139 I know! 75 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:56,139 I know. 76 00:04:00,020 --> 00:04:02,619 I'll sort something. We agreed. 77 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:06,099 If we can't make it on our own without your family, 78 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:09,579 what's the point? 79 00:04:09,580 --> 00:04:12,059 I'll fix it. 80 00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:16,059 I promise. 81 00:04:21,380 --> 00:04:25,379 Where's Prince Charming? 82 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:29,619 Off somewhere, doing something, I don't know. 83 00:04:34,060 --> 00:04:38,059 Happy birthday, bird. 84 00:04:42,140 --> 00:04:43,259 You remembered. 85 00:04:43,260 --> 00:04:47,059 I always do. Did none of them? 86 00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:51,059 Not a single one. 87 00:04:56,460 --> 00:04:59,739 Everybody hates me! 88 00:04:59,740 --> 00:05:03,739 Oh... Come here. 89 00:05:10,780 --> 00:05:13,179 This is a waste of time. 90 00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,899 If we catch the Maguires in the act, then the crime rate 91 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,739 will go through the floor. 92 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:21,739 We're hardly inconspicuous, though, are we? They're not stupid. 93 00:05:22,660 --> 00:05:24,659 Didn't you bring any cups? 94 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:27,219 Carrie? They're in the bottom. 95 00:05:27,220 --> 00:05:28,979 Why would she be packing your bag? 96 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:31,619 Because we're sharing a house. 97 00:05:31,620 --> 00:05:32,779 You what? 98 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:34,939 A police house. I've been on the list for ages, 99 00:05:34,940 --> 00:05:37,379 but they only give them to couples, so Carrie offered her services. 100 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:40,619 but they only give them to couples, so Carrie offered her services. You jammy bastard. 101 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:43,179 I mean... 102 00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:45,419 I'm paying 400 quid a month for a shithole. 103 00:05:45,420 --> 00:05:47,779 And you get a subsidised house, it's hardly fair. 104 00:05:47,780 --> 00:05:50,899 power shower, fridge freezer. 105 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:52,059 Could sub-let your place, and move in with us. 106 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,459 What? 107 00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:56,339 We've got a spare room. 108 00:05:56,340 --> 00:06:00,299 With three of us splitting the rent, it'll cost next to nothing. 109 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:04,299 I don't mind if I do. 110 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:10,139 There's someone at the house. 111 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:14,139 Must be a buyer. 112 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:20,419 Jesus! Blondie's no oil painting, 113 00:06:20,420 --> 00:06:22,619 but you're really scraping the barrel with this one, bruv. 114 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:24,339 Who the fuck are you? 115 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:27,099 The name's Kelly. I'm looking for my brother, Kev. 116 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:29,139 Can I speak to him? 117 00:06:29,140 --> 00:06:33,139 I think you'll find he doesn't live here anymore, darling. 118 00:06:33,340 --> 00:06:34,339 Police! No-one move. 119 00:06:34,340 --> 00:06:35,739 Piss off, you dyke. 120 00:06:35,740 --> 00:06:38,699 We've reasonable grounds to search your property, Mrs Maguire. 121 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:42,699 You're not coming anywhere near my house without a search warrant. 122 00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:45,979 It's only a matter of time, Mimi. 123 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:49,179 Who the fuck's Mimi? And where's our fuckin' Kevin? 124 00:06:49,180 --> 00:06:50,899 That is foul and unacceptable language. 125 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:53,299 Fuck off! 126 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:56,179 I will not tolerate 127 00:06:56,180 --> 00:07:00,179 offensive language on my patch! 128 00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:03,939 What are you taking it out on her for? She's not a Maguire. 129 00:07:03,940 --> 00:07:04,619 That was threatening behaviour. 130 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:07,619 Yeah, from you. Hit first, ask questions later. 131 00:07:07,620 --> 00:07:11,619 Again. You're leaving me no option. 132 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:18,179 I love the way her nostrils flare when she gets pumped. 133 00:07:18,180 --> 00:07:22,179 Have you noticed that? 134 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:32,939 We're losing money hand over fist because of you. 135 00:07:32,940 --> 00:07:35,099 It's not my fault pigs are staking out t'house. 136 00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:38,499 It is your fault we can't distribute through the van. 137 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,939 Wrong change? How's my counting now? 6, 7... 138 00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:45,939 Oi! Leave my son alone! 139 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:50,779 I'll have your head on a fuckin' stick. 140 00:07:50,860 --> 00:07:53,059 What kind of a man beats up a 12-year-old? 141 00:07:53,060 --> 00:07:54,899 He were disrespecting me. 142 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:56,579 I'll disrespect you right fuckin' now. 143 00:07:56,580 --> 00:07:58,099 He'll never learn that way. 144 00:07:58,100 --> 00:08:01,699 He'll take the van out and face the consequences of his actions. 145 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:03,899 But... they'll kill me. 146 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:07,659 Then it'll be a lesson. No son of mine hides behind the curtains 147 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:11,659 when he should be out earning. 148 00:08:36,780 --> 00:08:39,739 Ow! What is the problem? 149 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:43,739 The problem is, Kelly, love, last time I gave you a bed, you turned 150 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:44,939 the house into a knocking shop. 151 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:48,939 I'll pay rent. 152 00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:52,979 I've got nowhere else to go. 153 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:56,699 No, I'm sorry. 154 00:08:56,700 --> 00:08:59,099 I've got the kids to think about. 155 00:08:59,100 --> 00:09:01,499 You're not exactly a fuckin' role model, are you? 156 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,139 Who's paying? 157 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:03,219 She is.He is. 158 00:09:03,220 --> 00:09:06,539 If you don't pay, you don't play. 159 00:09:06,540 --> 00:09:10,539 Fuckin' hell. 160 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:16,979 No more for Frank Gallagher unless he pays cash. 161 00:09:17,260 --> 00:09:19,019 Take your winnings and fuck off. 162 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:21,059 But I've got a repeat chance. 163 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:25,059 You also have a chance to keep your kneecaps. What's it to be? 164 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:34,379 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 165 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:39,659 A pint, an Irish chaser, and a large vodka and Coke. 166 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:43,659 the world go round... 167 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:46,099 Oh, God. 168 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:49,459 What's the point? Everybody hates Brussels sprouts. 169 00:09:49,460 --> 00:09:52,779 If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing right, Carl. 170 00:09:52,780 --> 00:09:54,499 Even for Monica. 171 00:09:54,500 --> 00:09:56,139 The family that eats together stays together. 172 00:09:56,140 --> 00:09:58,779 Mind you, once you've seen a man's eating habits, 173 00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:00,819 the romantic illusion shatters. 174 00:10:00,820 --> 00:10:03,299 My Brendan used to eat like a cow chewing cud. 175 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:05,099 Couldn't get it out of my head. 176 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:09,099 Any time he wanted to... emigrate south. 177 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:12,699 Where did Brendan want to emigrate to? 178 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,299 Me fanny. 179 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:20,059 Something's burning. 180 00:10:20,060 --> 00:10:21,299 Shit! 181 00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:23,019 6.80. 182 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:25,899 Take care of it, we're all family now, aren't we? 183 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:28,499 That comes out of my wages. 184 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:30,299 I'll pay for it. 185 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:34,299 That's not the point. 186 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:42,339 All right, Dad? 187 00:10:42,340 --> 00:10:46,339 Fine, yeah. Fuck off. 188 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,539 All right, Lip. 189 00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:22,419 Hiya, Frank. 190 00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:24,819 Do you want to earn some cash? 191 00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:28,819 ...he's a muppet. 192 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:32,739 Carl, they'll put you in a young offenders'. 193 00:11:32,740 --> 00:11:34,419 I didn't steal it, I made it. 194 00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:35,059 What for? 195 00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:36,739 Special occasion. 196 00:11:36,740 --> 00:11:39,299 Like a proper family. 197 00:11:39,300 --> 00:11:41,339 What's that? 198 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:43,699 Potato peelings. 199 00:11:43,700 --> 00:11:47,619 It's harder than it looks. 200 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:51,619 What occasion? 201 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,259 Hello? 202 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:17,739 Carl, calm down! 203 00:12:17,740 --> 00:12:18,739 Don't tell me what to fucking do! 204 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:28,139 Is it ready yet? 205 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:30,499 What have you done?! 206 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:34,499 I am not answerable to you! 207 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:38,959 It's a very skilled job. 208 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:40,759 What, selling 99s and nougat wafers? 209 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,919 And the code. You have to know the code, Frank. 210 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:44,799 Like what? 211 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:48,559 Like, if someone asks for a Smartie, they want a pill. 212 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,559 If they ask for an MandM, they want a pill. 213 00:12:51,560 --> 00:12:52,799 If they ask for a Disprin... 214 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,519 They want a pill. Yes, there's a pattern forming. 215 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:59,519 You're a one-man fucking Enigma machine, Shane. 216 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,359 Make sure you follow 't route. 217 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:06,359 I am well acquainted with the ice-cream van concept, for fuck's sake. 218 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:18,559 Bye-bye, Frank. 219 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,839 Take a message. 220 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,439 Listen, if this is about earlier on, 221 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:36,759 I don't want to talk about it. You need help. 222 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,479 No, it's not. 223 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:42,999 I wanted to ask a personal favour. 224 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,199 Yeah, sure, anything. 225 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,759 I'm out of clean laundry. I wondered if I could borrow a pair of boxers. 226 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:51,759 Yeah, top drawer, over there. 227 00:14:02,080 --> 00:14:03,519 I'll wash them for you. 228 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:07,519 No, don't bother, I'll wash them myself. 229 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:23,079 You have to do it, though, don't you?! 230 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:26,519 Just dump your bags down there till I get your room sorted. 231 00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:27,879 What's going on? 232 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:31,439 Lodger. Tenner a night. Just till she finds somewhere more permanent 233 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:35,239 This is you sorting it out, is it? Bringing a drunken slapper into the house?! 234 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:37,719 Fuck off, you skank, I've been clean two years. 235 00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:38,999 Oh, whatever! Nice one. 236 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,799 Kelly, listen. 237 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,719 Fuck! 238 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:43,759 Out. 239 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:47,279 How pussy whipped are you? 240 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:51,279 Don't you think that's a bit hypocritical considering how your family earns its corn? 241 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,639 I'm not having that in my house. 242 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:56,519 What shall I do, conjure money up for you out of thin air? 243 00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,479 It's not for me! It's for us, it's for her! 244 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:03,479 Whatever, Mandy, whatever! 245 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:08,239 We need to sort this! 246 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,599 I were hungry. 247 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,279 She's thinks she owns the place. 248 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,559 If it wasn't for her, everything'd be fine. 249 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,759 She's your mother, Carl. 250 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:29,759 Not her, Norma. She's spoiling it for everyone. I fucking hate her. 251 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:31,319 I wish she'd just fuck off. 252 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,079 Christ, Carl, stop feeling sorry for yourself! 253 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,679 You're all the same, whining on and on and never doing nothing. 254 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:39,519 We've all got problems, you know. 255 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,079 If Norma bothers you that much, grow a spine and do something about it, 256 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:49,079 instead of sitting here crying to me. 257 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:55,039 I weren't crying. 258 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,879 1.80, love. 259 00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,199 And I'll have some of them MandMs, son. 260 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:00,719 What, really? 261 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,719 Not supposed to at my age, but if you don't tell, I won't. 262 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,879 Whatever floats your boat. 263 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:11,039 How many do you want? Three? Four? 264 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,719 Give us a 10 bob bag and a bottle of ginger beer. 265 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:17,479 Wait your turn, cheeky bastard. Don't they teach you to say please? 266 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:21,479 All right, please will you stop being such a loser and give us a 10 bob bag and a bottle of g 267 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:24,239 You'll get nothing, ASBO twat. 268 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:28,239 Grab it. 269 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,079 Are you sure them are MandMs? 270 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:39,079 What? Yeah, MandMs, Tic Tacs, Smarties, whatever. 271 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:44,199 Well, go on, bugger off, you coffin dodger. 272 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,879 3.90. 273 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:56,879 A little something from me to you. 274 00:16:56,920 --> 00:17:00,919 For our shared future together. Keep the change. 275 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,079 You'd hardly know there was any of you in her. 276 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:19,079 You'd hardly know there was any of you in her. What's yours is mine. 277 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:28,839 Need a word. 278 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:29,599 Need a word. Yeah, in a minute. 279 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:33,599 Need a word. Yeah, in a minute. Now! 280 00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:39,399 Karen? 281 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,919 Give us a minute, will you? 282 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,079 I'll give you two if you're good. 283 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:46,079 I'll give you two if you're good. Fuck off. 284 00:17:47,920 --> 00:17:48,879 What's going on? 285 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,879 What's going on? That. 286 00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:52,519 She's just trying to get a rise out of you. 287 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:56,079 She's just trying to get a rise out of you. Yeah? Well, she's succeeded. 288 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,599 This is a threat. 289 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,879 Do you know what it says? 290 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:02,879 It says she's claiming the baby we've not had, we've not even talked about! 291 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:06,679 It says wherever we go, whatever we do, the nasty bitch will be there. 292 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,559 She won't let anything come between her and her precious son. 293 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:12,159 She won't let anything come between her and her precious son. Hey, that nasty bitch 294 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,599 What? 295 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,599 What?! You can keep your fucking ring up your fucking arse! 296 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,999 It's gonna be a cold day in Moss Side before I go near a Maguire! 297 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:32,039 Karen. 298 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,399 I just got my ring back. 299 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,799 Happy? 300 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,199 What have I done? 301 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:50,799 I don't button up the back, Mum. 302 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:54,799 If I have to choose between you and her, there's no competition. 303 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:55,479 That's out of line. 304 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:59,479 That's out of line. No, you're out of line! I've fucking had it with you! 305 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:08,239 That boy needs to learn which side his bread's buttered. 306 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:12,759 Who does that slag think she is, knocking back my son? 307 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:19,039 I see trees of green 308 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:21,959 Red roses, too... 309 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:25,239 Here you are. Make your day go with a swing. 310 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,959 For me and you 311 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:32,759 And I think to myself 312 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,039 Here! 313 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:38,039 What a wonderful world 314 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,519 Party! 315 00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:44,519 Yes, I think to myself 316 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:51,639 What a wonderful world. 317 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:09,279 All right, Carl, love? 318 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,959 I was hoping to have a word. 319 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,039 You know, about what you saw before? 320 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,999 It wasn't what you might think. 321 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,999 I've got these women's problems, and I'd just painted my nails, 322 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,159 so I asked Norma to help me, 323 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,639 but she's quite short-sighted, so she had to get very close. 324 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,399 She'd just painted her nails as well, 325 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:34,399 so she was helping me out, with her teeth, and, you know... 326 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:39,439 Do I look like I were born yesterday? 327 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,959 All right, kiddies, plenty for everybody. 328 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,519 Get out of the van! 329 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:52,519 Get out of the fucking van! 330 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,399 Get out of the fucking van! 331 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,639 All right, all right! 332 00:20:56,640 --> 00:21:00,639 Keep your hair on, Freddie fucking Flintoff. 333 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,439 You could at least have the decency to show some remorse. 334 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,679 Hey, don't get me started on remorse, mate. 335 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,919 I am full of fucking remorse. 336 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:09,719 Smart arse. 337 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:10,759 Smart arse. That wasn't him. 338 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:14,759 It was that van, but it were a different bloke. 339 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:16,159 Problem solved. 340 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,879 Case of mistaken identity, Holmes. 341 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:19,959 Happens all the time. 342 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,119 Happens all the time. Shut the fuck up! 343 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,159 Give us the keys. 344 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,279 Ah, keys. 345 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:29,279 Opens the door to a world of possibilities. 346 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,799 Pchoo! 347 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,999 Fancy a brand new PSP, lads? 348 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,439 Let's have a look. 349 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:49,479 How much? 350 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,839 Just give us 80 quid. 351 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,919 All right, Frank? I thought you'd be still in casualty. 352 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:57,319 What? Oh, shit. 353 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,919 Look, I can explain, Shane. 354 00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:02,919 Where's your injuries? I thought they'd kick 355 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:03,399 the living shit out of y 356 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,319 They were gonna batter me, how come they didn't batter you? 357 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,239 how come they didn't batter you? You what? 358 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:09,879 Oh, I get it. 359 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,239 Send out the human fucking punch bag? 360 00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:13,199 Where's the van? 361 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,039 Where's the van? It's gone. 362 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:19,199 The wafers, the pop, the gobstoppers, it's gone, all of it. 363 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,879 How could you lose the van?! 364 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:24,839 Me mam's gonna fucking kill me. 365 00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,799 They were very unreasonable people. 366 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:30,399 I am gonna die because of you, you dickhead! 367 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:34,399 She might be a little upset, but she's not gonna want to lose two in the same year. 368 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,679 I'm not gonna fucking die. You are. 369 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:37,799 Is that the police station? 370 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,439 Is that the police station? If you don't get that fucking van back, you fucking knobhead...! 371 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:43,239 That's enough, Shane! 372 00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:47,239 Rrrrrrrgh! 373 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,719 Well, you could at least buy a traumatised man a fucking drink. 374 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,399 I'm skint. I was hoping to tap you. 375 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:57,879 What? 376 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:01,879 Have we met? 377 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:03,879 No-one move. 378 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,799 Fuck me, it's RoboCunt. 379 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:07,839 You moderate your language. 380 00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:11,079 We've had a call about a disturbance. Everyone just take it easy. 381 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,999 Get on the ground, all of you. 382 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,079 Oh, fuck off, I've had enough for one day. 383 00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,119 Do not leave the scene. 384 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:18,599 He was the one that got robbed! 385 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:19,479 Stay where you are. 386 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,639 What's he supposed to have done? 387 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:22,519 Is that stolen property? 388 00:23:22,520 --> 00:23:25,479 No, it's mine! 389 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:31,879 Fucking hell! What are you doing?! 390 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:33,559 That's enough. 391 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:34,599 That's enough. That's it. 392 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,399 You're out of chances. I'm making this official. 393 00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:37,999 He was resisting arrest. 394 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,599 Cos he didn't do anything. 395 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:43,599 Carrie! 396 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:47,359 This is still stolen property. 397 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:51,359 Everybody makes mistakes. 398 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:02,239 What are you doing? 399 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:06,239 Fall in a canal, come out with a fucking salmon, you would. 400 00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,359 Oi! Turn the bloody light on! 401 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:53,079 Everything's gone off? 402 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:05,439 You little bastard. 403 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,599 Sleep well? 404 00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:41,259 Get in the car. 405 00:25:41,260 --> 00:25:42,859 No, I'm fine thanks. 406 00:25:42,860 --> 00:25:46,859 No, I'm fine thanks. Get in the car. 407 00:25:49,300 --> 00:25:53,299 Go. 408 00:25:53,780 --> 00:25:57,499 And I can't take my eyes off you. 409 00:25:58,660 --> 00:25:59,939 Occupied. 410 00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:03,939 Sorry, couldn't wait. 411 00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:08,779 It's OK. 412 00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:15,979 You all right? 413 00:26:18,500 --> 00:26:19,819 It was a mistake. 414 00:26:19,820 --> 00:26:21,299 Stan'll come around. 415 00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:22,419 No, he won't. 416 00:26:22,420 --> 00:26:25,819 He's gonna make an official report. You'll be cited as a witness. 417 00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:28,899 I need you to be on my side. 418 00:26:28,900 --> 00:26:32,899 I don't want to get caught in the middle of something. 419 00:26:38,700 --> 00:26:42,699 Got any soap in there? 420 00:26:46,940 --> 00:26:50,939 We should be on each other's side, Tom. 421 00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:01,499 I'll let you finish off. 422 00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:10,499 It were an accident. 423 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:13,019 It were an accident. Customs check the wagons coming in the country. 424 00:27:13,020 --> 00:27:15,179 They don't check them going out. 425 00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:17,739 I can head off right now and drop you in Baghdad. 426 00:27:17,740 --> 00:27:21,739 No-one would be any the wiser. How long do you think you would last? 427 00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:29,219 You'd better start talking or I'll get so pissed off, 428 00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:32,019 I'll get my driving boots on. 429 00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:36,019 Egg mayonnaise? 430 00:27:39,860 --> 00:27:43,859 Respect other people's property, Carl. 431 00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:03,259 Idiot. 432 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:09,019 Still there? 433 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:13,019 It's the gift that keeps giving, baby. Do you want to have a go? 434 00:28:13,140 --> 00:28:15,419 Your cock may be the only thing on your mind 435 00:28:15,420 --> 00:28:18,739 but hard as it is to believe, it is not the only thing on mine. 436 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:20,819 We're out of nappies. She's got a rash. 437 00:28:20,820 --> 00:28:24,819 Is your hard-on going to fix that? 438 00:28:25,180 --> 00:28:26,899 It's a misunderstanding. 439 00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:28,699 We want you and Jamie to be happy together. 440 00:28:28,700 --> 00:28:30,379 We want you and Jamie to be happy together. Call the wedding back on. 441 00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:32,179 It is what everybody wants. 442 00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:34,299 We're not like most families. 443 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:38,299 Most families can't communicate. 444 00:28:41,660 --> 00:28:44,659 She is maybe a bit over-enthusiastic at times, 445 00:28:44,660 --> 00:28:47,619 but it seems harsh to report her. 446 00:28:47,620 --> 00:28:50,939 You could illuminate Blackpool pleasure beach with the amount 447 00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:53,659 of electricity she pumped into that Gallagher lad. 448 00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:57,659 I can't sign it. 449 00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:01,459 I think she's got a crush on me. 450 00:29:01,460 --> 00:29:02,619 What?! 451 00:29:02,620 --> 00:29:05,579 We had a moment in the bathroom earlier. 452 00:29:05,580 --> 00:29:07,579 There is something between us. 453 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:10,899 So, how come she came into my room 454 00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:14,899 flashing her muff looking to borrow my underwear? 455 00:29:17,980 --> 00:29:21,979 She's making wankers of the pair of us. 456 00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:24,259 What's happened between you and Carl? 457 00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:26,339 Shouldn't you be at school or something? 458 00:29:26,340 --> 00:29:27,459 Shouldn't you be at school or something? What did he see? 459 00:29:27,460 --> 00:29:29,939 I don't want to discuss this with you. 460 00:29:29,940 --> 00:29:33,059 It's all about you, isn't it? What about him? He's your son. 461 00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:36,619 Oh, change the record! I am not an indentured servant. 462 00:29:36,620 --> 00:29:39,579 No, you're not. But you are a spoilt bitch. 463 00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:41,739 You want all the good stuff and none of the bad. 464 00:29:41,740 --> 00:29:43,379 Well, there's a lot of bad, 465 00:29:43,380 --> 00:29:47,379 regardless of how my stupid brother wishes there wasn't. 466 00:29:57,940 --> 00:29:59,019 Afternoon. 467 00:29:59,020 --> 00:30:00,979 What do you want? 468 00:30:00,980 --> 00:30:02,899 Could we have our van back, please? 469 00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:06,899 No. 470 00:30:07,620 --> 00:30:09,339 Hit him. Fucking smack him one. 471 00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:13,059 Which one of us is he talking to? 472 00:30:13,060 --> 00:30:15,179 I don't think it really matters. 473 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:19,179 Dad, that's the bloke. 474 00:30:20,460 --> 00:30:22,939 You couldn't shut up for two fucking minutes, could you? I nearly had it. 475 00:30:22,940 --> 00:30:26,939 You couldn't shut up for two fucking minutes, could you? I nearly had it. You were going to run, you liar. 476 00:30:28,020 --> 00:30:32,019 Come here! 477 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,299 We're not so different, me and you. 478 00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:38,699 Yeah, people often mistake me for a mental black dyke. 479 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:41,979 All right. I mean with regards to your mam. 480 00:30:41,980 --> 00:30:44,659 How? 481 00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:46,699 Well, we both want her to love us. 482 00:30:46,700 --> 00:30:48,899 Yeah, you was loving her plenty last time I saw. 483 00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:50,539 Yeah, you was loving her plenty last time I saw. I am not talking about sex. 484 00:30:50,540 --> 00:30:53,699 I'm talking about love. 485 00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:56,019 The difference is you've got it. 486 00:30:56,020 --> 00:31:00,019 Why don't you fuck off then? Stop living in the back yard. 487 00:31:00,980 --> 00:31:02,939 I've got no choice. 488 00:31:02,940 --> 00:31:06,739 Do you know how humiliating it is for me living outside your back door 489 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:09,299 in a camper van? 490 00:31:09,300 --> 00:31:13,299 That's love, mate. 491 00:31:24,060 --> 00:31:26,339 Taking the piss. 492 00:31:26,340 --> 00:31:27,819 Happy days. 493 00:31:27,820 --> 00:31:30,139 If that's you with a hard-on, you're gonna be a very lonely man. 494 00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:32,259 If that's you with a hard-on, you're gonna be a very lonely man. It's taped up. 495 00:31:32,260 --> 00:31:33,139 Mandy must be well happy. 496 00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:34,459 Mandy must be well happy. You'd think so. 497 00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:36,779 The only thing she can think about is money. 498 00:31:36,780 --> 00:31:38,019 How am I supposed to get a job with that? 499 00:31:38,020 --> 00:31:42,019 How am I supposed to get a job with that? Dry your eyes. I kipped in a 500 00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:43,379 So how many times have you shot your load? 501 00:31:43,380 --> 00:31:46,219 So how many times have you shot your load? None of your business, 502 00:31:46,220 --> 00:31:48,739 I've got an idea. I saw an advert in the paper. 503 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,099 Come here and I'll show you. 504 00:31:51,100 --> 00:31:53,899 Jez? You haven't seen Karen, have you? 505 00:31:53,900 --> 00:31:57,899 Never showed up for her shift. This is her final warning. 506 00:31:58,340 --> 00:32:02,339 Against my better judgment I might have a solution to your problem. 507 00:32:03,740 --> 00:32:06,259 Service! 508 00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:08,179 Nothing was handed to us on a plate. 509 00:32:08,180 --> 00:32:11,459 We struggled for what we've got. That's why we're so close. 510 00:32:11,460 --> 00:32:13,019 Family is important. 511 00:32:13,020 --> 00:32:14,979 25 years married. Not many can say that these days. 512 00:32:14,980 --> 00:32:17,139 25 years married. Not many can say that these days. We don't sell gear outside schools. 513 00:32:17,140 --> 00:32:21,099 We have a quiet word if anyone's getting too far behind with their payments. 514 00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:24,539 I buy the Big Issue off that junkie that dosses outside the arcade. 515 00:32:24,540 --> 00:32:27,979 We don't understand your objection. We're good people. 516 00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:29,899 Really? That's how you see yourselves? 517 00:32:29,900 --> 00:32:32,059 Really? That's how you see yourselves? Tell Jamie the wedding is back on. 518 00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:33,299 You're having a laugh? 519 00:32:33,300 --> 00:32:34,579 You're having a laugh? Why all the hostility? 520 00:32:34,580 --> 00:32:38,579 Because you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair, you fucking lunat...! 521 00:32:41,820 --> 00:32:44,579 Fancy a pint? 522 00:32:44,580 --> 00:32:48,579 Yeah. 523 00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:50,979 Why does it have to be mum? 524 00:32:50,980 --> 00:32:53,979 You don't choose who you fall in love with. It just happens. 525 00:32:53,980 --> 00:32:57,979 For me, Monica is... 526 00:32:59,260 --> 00:33:00,379 She's the one. 527 00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:01,899 What's so special about her? 528 00:33:01,900 --> 00:33:05,899 Man, she is so fragile, like a little... 529 00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:10,299 I just want to protect her, 530 00:33:10,300 --> 00:33:13,499 save her. 531 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:15,059 The daft thing is she saved me. 532 00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:16,699 How? 533 00:33:16,700 --> 00:33:17,939 I met her after I got out of prison. 534 00:33:17,940 --> 00:33:20,419 I met her after I got out of prison. Prison? Why, what did you do? 535 00:33:20,420 --> 00:33:21,819 None of your business. 536 00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:25,819 My self-destruct button was well and truly pressed. 537 00:33:27,420 --> 00:33:29,779 Heading for an early grave, me. 538 00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:32,899 Monica, she gave me a reason to be a better woman, 539 00:33:32,900 --> 00:33:35,379 so I could look after her. 540 00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:36,899 So... 541 00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:39,979 is that how you become a dyke then? 542 00:33:39,980 --> 00:33:42,539 Sorry. I mean a lezza. In prison? 543 00:33:42,540 --> 00:33:46,539 What, you think women's prisons are all like some B movies? 544 00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:50,659 You know, spend all our days soaping up each other's tits in the shower. 545 00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:56,659 Well, that's pretty much what it's like. 546 00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:01,219 No smoking in the house, no eating in the bedroom, 547 00:34:01,220 --> 00:34:03,819 no use of television during selected times. 548 00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:07,179 I like me programmes. 549 00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:10,819 Showers between 8 and 8:30am only. 550 00:34:10,820 --> 00:34:13,779 How the fuck did the Nuremberg trials miss you? 551 00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:15,739 40 a week in advance. 552 00:34:15,740 --> 00:34:17,819 50 if you're claiming housing. 553 00:34:17,820 --> 00:34:21,819 All right. 554 00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:26,099 What's the idea, anyway? 555 00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:29,219 Ice cream in a fucking van. 556 00:34:29,220 --> 00:34:31,179 Everyone's had freezers since the 19... 557 00:34:31,180 --> 00:34:32,219 Everyone's had freezers since the 19... Can I have a pint? 558 00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:34,979 You should be ashamed of yourself taking advantage of an old widow. 559 00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:38,979 You should be ashamed of yourself taking advantage of an old widow. Where's my fucking van? 560 00:34:41,220 --> 00:34:43,939 They took it. 561 00:34:43,940 --> 00:34:45,979 They won't give it back to us. 562 00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:48,139 What do you mean, us? 563 00:34:48,140 --> 00:34:52,139 Frank offered to help. 564 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:53,539 It was him that lost it. 565 00:34:53,540 --> 00:34:55,699 So much for fucking solidarity. 566 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:59,699 We told you to fix it, not find some other arsehole to do it for you. 567 00:34:59,740 --> 00:35:00,779 No offence, Frank. 568 00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:01,699 No offence, Frank. None taken. 569 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:05,099 No offence, Frank. None taken. We'll sort this out right now. 570 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:07,259 I think I'll leave you to it. This is family business. 571 00:35:07,260 --> 00:35:11,259 I think I'll leave you to it. This is family business. That's a very unlikely outcome, 572 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:13,379 You haven't seen Karen, have you? 573 00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:14,499 You haven't seen Karen, have you? No, son. 574 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:16,939 She never showed up for work and she is not answering her mobile. 575 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:18,259 She never showed up for work and she is not answering her mobile. She'll come round. 576 00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:22,259 Come round to what? 577 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:52,579 You want retribution for what my half-wit son did to your lad? 578 00:35:53,980 --> 00:35:55,259 What do you mean? 579 00:35:55,260 --> 00:35:59,259 How much retribution? Is this enough? 580 00:36:01,220 --> 00:36:02,179 Is that broke? 581 00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:04,299 Is that broke? Yeah, just above the wrist. 582 00:36:04,300 --> 00:36:08,299 I suppose a break deserves more... 583 00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:13,899 Is that enough? 584 00:36:13,900 --> 00:36:17,339 Give him a couple from me. The little bastard set me up. 585 00:36:17,340 --> 00:36:19,219 Fuck! 586 00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:22,939 More? 587 00:36:22,940 --> 00:36:24,059 No, that's enough. 588 00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:25,179 Are you sure? 589 00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:27,059 Yeah. 590 00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:31,059 Good. Keys. 591 00:36:31,660 --> 00:36:35,659 Ta. 592 00:36:41,500 --> 00:36:44,739 Dad? 593 00:36:44,740 --> 00:36:47,339 Mum, are you in? 594 00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:51,339 Fucking hell! 595 00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:07,259 Jesus Christ! 596 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:11,259 What have they done to you? 597 00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:19,139 Here you are, get these down you. 598 00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:23,099 And let bygones and all that shite. 599 00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:26,139 You know, if it's all the same, I think I'll leave you to it. 600 00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:30,139 You know, family bonding and all that. 601 00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:45,779 Let's get something straight. 602 00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:49,379 If she doesn't want to be with me, then that's totally up to her. 603 00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:52,219 But it's her decision and you'll respect that. 604 00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:54,299 We were only trying to get to know her. 605 00:37:54,300 --> 00:37:56,579 You were bullying your way to get what you want! 606 00:37:56,580 --> 00:37:58,459 You were bullying your way to get what you want! That's enough. 607 00:37:58,460 --> 00:38:02,099 I want you to know, if it doesn't stop, I'm gone. 608 00:38:02,100 --> 00:38:06,099 You're choosing her over the family? 609 00:38:06,580 --> 00:38:10,579 They won't bother you again. 610 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:14,339 Jamie? 611 00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:15,379 What's going on? 612 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:16,899 What's going on? Don't ask. 613 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:24,339 She's gonna kill me! 614 00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:28,419 And what's so important you had to come down here? 615 00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:30,299 I haven't got time for this. 616 00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:34,299 I haven't got time for this. Stop! 617 00:38:34,420 --> 00:38:35,459 This. 618 00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:38,099 This. How did you...? 619 00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:39,339 Did you go with somebody?! 620 00:38:39,340 --> 00:38:40,139 Did you go with somebody?! No! 621 00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:43,379 Did you go with somebody?! No! Lip! 622 00:38:43,380 --> 00:38:46,019 Sperm bank. 623 00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:48,979 It were his idea. 624 00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:52,299 We went to four. 50 quid a shot, three more tomorrow. 625 00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:56,299 50 quid? 626 00:38:57,500 --> 00:39:01,499 You owe me 250 after this morning. 627 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:03,859 I'll work it off. 628 00:39:10,940 --> 00:39:13,219 Go on. 629 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:17,219 Thanks. 630 00:39:28,580 --> 00:39:32,579 Mum? 631 00:39:35,020 --> 00:39:38,019 Oh! Oh, Gus! 632 00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:40,099 What d'you want?! 633 00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:42,579 It's a birthday cake. 634 00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:44,579 Happy birthday! 635 00:39:44,580 --> 00:39:48,579 Oh, oh! Oh, oh! 636 00:39:54,180 --> 00:39:55,659 Oh, shit! 637 00:39:55,660 --> 00:39:57,699 It's all right, keep your hair on. 638 00:39:57,700 --> 00:40:01,699 It's just a spot check. 639 00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:05,019 Hey, get a grip on yourself. 640 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:07,619 Stop letting your personal life interfere with your work. 641 00:40:07,620 --> 00:40:08,659 Stop letting your personal life interfere with your work. I'm not. 642 00:40:08,660 --> 00:40:12,659 What's so funny? 643 00:40:12,820 --> 00:40:15,899 You're a Maguire, aren't you? 644 00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:18,179 You should be thankful we're not making a formal complaint. 645 00:40:18,180 --> 00:40:19,859 You should be thankful we're not making a formal complaint. No need to over-react. 646 00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:23,539 He could be damaged for life. 647 00:40:23,540 --> 00:40:24,819 Still there? 648 00:40:24,820 --> 00:40:28,819 He's bluffing. 649 00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:36,539 For God's sake, woman. Have you no shame? 650 00:40:37,820 --> 00:40:41,819 Feel free to let go of my boyfriend's cock any time. 651 00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:48,939 And we'll have his PlayStation back. Soon as you're ready. 652 00:40:49,460 --> 00:40:51,259 It's in the glove compartment. 653 00:40:51,260 --> 00:40:55,259 I'll get it. 654 00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:02,139 You can leave now. 655 00:41:02,140 --> 00:41:06,139 Till next time. 656 00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:29,299 Karen, don't. This is gonna be hard enough as it is. 657 00:41:29,300 --> 00:41:32,659 What is? 658 00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:35,219 You and me not... 659 00:41:35,220 --> 00:41:36,499 getting married. 660 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:39,139 Being together. 661 00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:41,899 After what you've just done, 662 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:45,899 do you think I can just walk away? 663 00:41:56,820 --> 00:42:00,819 Looks like the wedding's back on. 664 00:42:03,340 --> 00:42:06,019 We did it, sweetheart. 665 00:42:06,020 --> 00:42:10,019 I'm fucking made up. 666 00:42:13,420 --> 00:42:15,259 She's got no shame. 667 00:42:15,260 --> 00:42:17,139 I had no idea, Lillian. 668 00:42:17,140 --> 00:42:19,539 If you want her out, just say the word. 669 00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:21,339 Why would I want her out? 670 00:42:21,340 --> 00:42:25,339 Every time she has a gentleman caller round I get an extra fiver. 671 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:35,739 You keep getting the wrong end of the stick, Tom. 672 00:42:35,740 --> 00:42:38,219 You had a pretty firm hold of it from where I was standing. 673 00:42:38,220 --> 00:42:41,259 You had a pretty firm hold of it from where I was standing. Don't be like that. 674 00:42:41,260 --> 00:42:42,459 I need your help. 675 00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:46,459 I'm sorry, I'm far too busy. 676 00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:53,659 Please? 677 00:42:55,420 --> 00:42:58,459 This doesn't change anything, I'll still have to report you, 678 00:42:58,460 --> 00:43:01,819 but it's good we can separate the personal from the professional. 679 00:43:01,820 --> 00:43:03,499 I had an inkling, when we first met. 680 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,539 I thought I saw you looking at me arse. 681 00:43:05,540 --> 00:43:09,539 I've got quite a good arse for... Good grief! 682 00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:11,139 What's going on?! 683 00:43:11,140 --> 00:43:12,579 Are you two...?! 684 00:43:12,580 --> 00:43:14,619 No, no, no! It was a moment of weakness. 685 00:43:14,620 --> 00:43:18,379 How can you report someone you're sleeping with, unless...! 686 00:43:18,380 --> 00:43:19,899 Unless you're blackmailing her! 687 00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:20,939 Unless you're blackmailing her! What?! 688 00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:23,219 Are you forcing her to sleep with you so you won't report her? 689 00:43:23,220 --> 00:43:27,219 Are you forcing her to sleep with you so you won't report her? No, no, no! I never. 690 00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:31,179 Look... 691 00:43:31,180 --> 00:43:33,059 Forget about the report, OK? 692 00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:37,059 We'll just start with a clean slate. I dunno what I was thinking. 693 00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:54,979 You've outdone yourself, Carl. This is dead tasty. 694 00:43:54,980 --> 00:43:57,539 It weren't really me. It was Lillian and Carol. 695 00:43:57,540 --> 00:43:58,979 Cheers, Carol. 696 00:43:58,980 --> 00:44:00,819 Cheers! 697 00:44:00,820 --> 00:44:02,259 Happy days. 698 00:44:02,260 --> 00:44:03,259 Happy days. 699 00:44:03,260 --> 00:44:04,299 Happy days. Here we go. 700 00:44:04,300 --> 00:44:06,579 An occasion like this demands a toast. 701 00:44:06,580 --> 00:44:08,139 In difficult times like these... 702 00:44:08,140 --> 00:44:09,859 In difficult times like these... What difficult times? 703 00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:12,579 Well, you know... 704 00:44:12,980 --> 00:44:14,699 No, I've started so I'll finish. 705 00:44:14,700 --> 00:44:18,259 Our boys are abroad fighting for democracy. 706 00:44:18,260 --> 00:44:21,419 But you said they were all oil thieving bastards. 707 00:44:21,420 --> 00:44:25,099 Yes, they are! But they're thieving the oil for us. 708 00:44:25,100 --> 00:44:27,059 What are they gonna use it for? 709 00:44:27,060 --> 00:44:28,459 Fucking floodlit camel racing?! 710 00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:29,219 Fucking floodlit camel racing?! It's imperialism all over again. 711 00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:30,859 Fucking floodlit camel racing?! It's imperialism all over again. Well what's wrong with that? 712 00:44:30,860 --> 00:44:34,859 The British Empire civilised half of the entire world. 713 00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:37,219 It was a very beneficial arrangement. 714 00:44:37,220 --> 00:44:38,539 Yeah, for us, maybe. 715 00:44:38,540 --> 00:44:41,299 No, no! You know, for everybody! 716 00:44:41,300 --> 00:44:43,059 The brotherhood of man. 717 00:44:43,060 --> 00:44:44,859 ...Kisses for me. 718 00:44:44,860 --> 00:44:46,899 Oh, those were the days. 719 00:44:46,900 --> 00:44:49,019 No, that were Mary Hopkins. 720 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:53,019 Those were the days, my friend I thought they'd never end... 721 00:44:53,220 --> 00:44:54,619 Time warp, man. 722 00:44:54,620 --> 00:44:57,819 I'm not saying the bloke that wrote the poem was wrong. 723 00:44:57,820 --> 00:45:00,859 Shelley and Lord Byron were supposed to be pretty smart, 724 00:45:00,860 --> 00:45:03,939 so maybe it is possible for your parents to fuck you up. 725 00:45:03,940 --> 00:45:07,939 But in a good way. 726 00:45:14,230 --> 00:45:15,629 Maybe we're not normal. 727 00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:19,629 So what? 728 00:45:29,550 --> 00:45:31,389 Normal is the opposite to special. 729 00:45:31,390 --> 00:45:35,389 There's no doubting the Gallaghers are a special family. 730 00:45:35,390 --> 00:45:45,390 Sync by addic7ed.com 731 00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,990 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0